I've been diving in my local Guitar Center dumpster off and on for a while now, and in that time I've found everything from Monster cables to PDP drum hardware to amplifiers to guitars, but this time, with the help of a whistleblower inside GC, I've found the HOLY GRAIL of all guitar dumpster dives...a Gibson Les Paul Gold Top! I also found a keyboard and another acoustic guitar as well. Granted, the condition is less than stellar, but still...it's a friggin Les Paul...in the DUMPSTER! Also, stick around as I get all sefl-righteous and begin virtue signalling in an epic rant about corporate WASTE and the deep rot that exists in American culture today. I promise your disappointment will only be minor, at worst.