What's better than a Wizard of Pitch? A Super Wizard. With additional stomp switches for "Bend" and "Dindindin" this little monster will provide you a jillion magic tones. Pitch shifting, glitch ripping, vibrato, echo, noise, tiny howling mechanical waves, you know all that usual normal person stuff.
Better get a Super Wizard to protect you and yours before an evil wizard invades your mind and uses your skills for nefarious deeds. It's happened hundreds of times, bad wizards are no joke. http://www.dwarfcraft.com/store/p83/Super_Wizard.html
By the way, I remembered the name of the city in Scotland. It's Glasgow.