Product Description
The Absolüte Würst Pedal by Keeley Electronics!
When the worst sound is not bad enough, get the Wurst. When a Rainbow Device is just too pretty, get the Absolute Wurst.
Came Today – April 1st Release!
The Absolüte Würst – No matter how much this seems like a joke (and it is), it isn’t! This pedal is for real. I thought what a perfect day to release the most “broken sounding” pedal I could. Not since the DOD Gonkulator has there been such a hideously beautiful sound. For Experimentalists, Mathematical Atonal Nerds, and Noise-Scape Artists.
Monty Pantheon of Tones – Four minus One Modes
The Absolüte Würst MODES
Random – Insane Random Harmony Generator – Pretty much unüsable. Enjoy! ;-)
Pitch up – Cräzy Harmony Up. Air Guitarist on Acid (aka “Chorus”)
Pitch down – The Drünken Bäss Pläyer. Low synth sounds and other strange weirdness. Unexpected throbs.
The Absolüte Würst CONTROLS
Upper Left – Blend your original signal, dry to all the way wet. All the way SELFIE or PANORAMIC for you FB or IG peeps.
Upper Right – Speed (in Random Mode) — Pitch Range for Up and Down Modes.
Lower Left – Proximity – How close, or the Proximity to original note that the “harmony” is.
Lower Right – Gain – as in PutOut.
Other Features
Bypass – It’s either On or… Off.
Battery Free – Shoe Gazing turns it on and stuff – Power Drain 60mA or greater.
Keeley Engineered – Days of experience and thoughtful design in the foolish and absurd.
3D Glasses – Not Required, but they do make the pedal sound better.